Posts tagged: breathe carolina
Breathe Carolina’s new video BLACKOUT! Enjoy :)
I definitely did
HELLLLLLL YEAAHHHHH. I'm gonna buy the shit out of a Breathe Carolina shirt. Like REALLY buy this thing.
Buy that shit HARD.
I'm gonna make the concept of purchasing woven textiles my bitch.
Take the perception of exchanging things and bend it over and fuck it in the ass.
Open up the legs of consumerate America and shove my dick in its pussy.
Prematurely ejaculate in the heart and soul of the consumers of America.
Cum all over modern industrialization in the consumer market and take a shit in its mouth.
Okay, this is literally the dirtiest and most clever conversation that has ever happened about purchasing a shirt.
Holy shit :L