Posts tagged: breathe carolina

Breathe Carolina’s new video BLACKOUT! Enjoy :)

I definitely did 

  • Papi:

    HELLLLLLL YEAAHHHHH. I'm gonna buy the shit out of a Breathe Carolina shirt. Like REALLY buy this thing.

  • Me:

    Buy that shit HARD.

  • Papi:

    I'm gonna make the concept of purchasing woven textiles my bitch.

  • Me:

    Take the perception of exchanging things and bend it over and fuck it in the ass.

  • Papi:

    Open up the legs of consumerate America and shove my dick in its pussy.

  • Me:

    Prematurely ejaculate in the heart and soul of the consumers of America.

  • Papi:

    Cum all over modern industrialization in the consumer market and take a shit in its mouth.

  • Papi:

    Okay, this is literally the dirtiest and most clever conversation that has ever happened about purchasing a shirt.

justlittlebreathecarolinathings:

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justlittlebreathecarolinathings:

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